sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via andrewquo)

beauxbatonsacademy:

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)

unpopuler:

eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

(via srslybrie)

rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

(Source: rain-force, via andrewquo)

tempertrp:

college is so wonderful

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(Source: brideofgodzilla, via sincerlyyourskrk)

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

(Source: redwingjohnny, via sincerlyyourskrk)

"Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t."

— Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy (via st0ner-chvrm)

(Source: morelovexlesshate, via fehroohz)

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

(via oliviaoreo)