nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via shoutitoutyeahstyles)

jaclcfrost:

never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle

there is a u in bouncy 

and there’s gonna be a u in that castle

(via halloweeniallhigh)

firecr0tch:

trying to watch only one episode on netflix in spite of the autoplay feature

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via louis-and-his-lostboy)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via makebelieve531)

tyleroakley:

"MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON, THREE"

(Source: tyleroakley)

"eh whatever it’ll be fine"

— me right before making a horrible decision (via askinnyblack (via marvelception)

(Source: meloetta, via myonedirection-1dff)

hanakima:

kaiplue:

decayingmalady:

vgkait:

dj-smackdown:

glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.



I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.

#/click #beep beep beep errRRRRR GRRNRRGRRNRRRSSGGHHGHGHHGHH#KSKSHHHSKSHSHSHSHSKHSHSHSHS #SHIT MY PARENTS ARE UP

my god yes

hanakima:

kaiplue:

decayingmalady:

vgkait:

dj-smackdown:

glittergirl86:

This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.

this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.

I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.

  

my god yes

(Source: spacecadet, via oliviaoreo)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via andrewquo)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via andrewquo)